My Perfect Self or The Perfect Pastor's Wife

Our church ladies have been doing a Bible study on the book "Grace for the Good Girl" by Emily Freeman. One thing we did at our first meeting was to write a description of our "perfect selves". If we could have and meet every expectation or goal what would that look like? I thought I'd share mine.

My Perfect Self I'm a size 8 , no make that a size 10 (I'm really tall) and I don't want to be TOO skinny. I thrive on 5 hours of sleep each night and awaken delightfully charming after sleeping in my perfectly color coordinated bed, perched high atop 7 throw pillows (that I made myself). I spend 1 hour studying the Bible and praying for others before awakening my children and serving them a hot, from scratch breakfast every morning (with cloth napkins of course). I grown my own organic vegetables, which I can , I haven’t had a diet Coke in 5 years. There are never dirty dishes in my sink and my laundry is folded the second the dryer beeps. I help the needy and often roam around looking for homeless people to invite to dinner. I make lovely care packages for college students all from my giant stockpile of items that I bought on sale...with a double coupon. I knit for orphans in Bulgaria, I call lonely widows on the phone and witness to the mail man daily. I teach my baby sign language, and make all my own clothes. I delight in pre treating laundry, cleaning up fur balls and balancing the checkbook. I can quote whole chapters of the Bible from memory and never need a song book as I know them all by heart. I make lovely, romantic dinners for my husband 5 nights a week after the children go to bed. I mow the lawn, change the oil and resided the house, not because I had to but because I like too. I floss after every meal. There are never month old McDonald's french fries on the floor of my minivan. I'm such a good person and wonderful Christian that I don't really need God's help, but he always needs mine.